Ron Paul beats Thompson and Giuliani in Value Voters straw poll

Leading presidential candidate Ron Paul put the smack down on Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson at the Value Voters straw poll. This is just a continuation of the success that Dr. Paul has seen against his opponents in various straw polls around the United States. He is an impressive 31-5 against Rudy Giuliani and 30-5-1 against Mike Huckabee so far.

Australians rumored to want Ron Paul to rule country via Internet. White rabbit harass Howard.

Disgruntled by the antics of Prime Minister John Howard, Australians are rumored to be quietly plotting to elect Ron Paul to rule their country via the Internet. Evidence of this plot can be seen in a recent ambush of Prime Minister Howard by three Australians dressed in white rabbit suits. Rupertville media is trying to play the incident off as distasteful satire but it's not hard to see that the white rabbit suits were occupied by Australian Ron Paul fans who chose the red pill.